Hey guys,
Since REBID’s founding in September 2018 I have only rarely taken more than a day or two off from my grueling 5-day-a-week subscription promise — always “pausing” your paid subscriptions for those days without delivery because that’s the kind of hairpin I am.
Sometimes these breaks have been for vacations and sometimes they’ve been for surgery. Regrettably, this time it’s for surgery.
I hasten to assure you this is not as involved a procedure as the last time I went in — though it does involve anesthesia and a hospital stay, and as always with these things it could go sideways so if I don’t make it back, know that I speak of you in heaven. (The missus will see about refunds.)
I go under the knife on Monday the 23rd and the pub will pause from then through Thursday. I should have something on Friday the 27th and we’ll be back in business.
Will have this Thursday’s and Friday’s issues up as usual. Wish me luck!
May you be in Heaven a half-hour before the Devil knows you're dead!
No, that's not right...
Break a leg!
Closer...
May your first child be a manly child!
Hmm, gimme a minute...
Good luck and speedy recovery! And for the love of god, tell the missus to charge us more for REBID AFTERLIFE EDITION, because you need a gigantic marble sarcophagus!